when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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