I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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