So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
