i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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