Define "chronic" masturbator.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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