Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i barfeds in our rink
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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