So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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