brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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