exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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