Me too!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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