I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
high people should be assigned attendants
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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