Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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