so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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