yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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