bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you had me at cake vodka
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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