He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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