I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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