Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
handjob tips. give me some.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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