There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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