Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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