i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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