Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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