I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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