Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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