Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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