You're so nebulous sometimes
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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