I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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