love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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