So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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