How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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