You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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