even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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