I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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