Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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