Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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