I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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