he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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