yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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