No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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