He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Success! We fucked roommates!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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