Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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