The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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