I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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