I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!