I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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