there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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