We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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