Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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