I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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