Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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