Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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