You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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