first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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