Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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