I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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